If you weren’t a young girl in the very early ’90s, you may night be aware of the effect that the show “Clarissa Explains it All” had on those who watched it. Namely, Clarissa (like Blossom after her) convinced said girls that dressing whacky was a great way to express your individuality. The show didn’t mention that doing so would get you so harassed by the other elementary/middle school aged girls that you would have to hire two of your male friends (for $1 a day) to essentially serve as …