Comments on: Friday Night Fluff: Teen Witch

By: Brandy Betz

Brandy Betz — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:23:05 +0000

It’s a friggin’ kids movie, you two. It isn’t supposed to be added to your spank bank. If it was aiming to be sexy to anyone, it was ten year old boys circa 1988.

And, yes, Will- that is exactly what a girl’s locker room looks like. Only with more pillow fights and sponge baths. They had to tone it down for the kiddies.

By: Will Curl

Will Curl — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 16:11:36 +0000

I take this to be a scrupulously accurate portrayal of a high school girl’s locker room. Nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.

Ben, if it were possible to “become” gay, this would definitely do the trick, based on the hideous choreography alone.

By: Ben

Ben — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 13:43:47 +0000

That second video, I dunno. I think, I’m not sure, but maybe I should go celibate or switch sexual orientation and become gay. That was bad. Where was the sexy??