Food Network: A Zionist Conspiracy?
Take it from me-being a Christian in the United States is tough. Our faith is under attack at every turn- cashiers at Target saying “Happy Holidays,” our children going up to 8 hours at school without forced prayer, adults being able to decide who to marry, godless Muslim socialism in the White House. And in just one of the many small insults, we’ve seen an explosion in the use of this Jewish “kosher salt,” pushing good old-fashioned regular salt, with heartland values, off the shelves.
But while the rest of us just throw up our hands in surrender, one proud Christian warrior has stood up to fight for what’s right.
You’ve heard of kosher salt? Now there’s a Christian variety.
Retired barber Joe Godlewski says that when television chefs recommended kosher salt in recipes, he wondered, “What the heck’s the matter with Christian salt?”
By next week, his trademarked Blessed Christians Salt will be available from seasonings manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America. It’s sea salt that’s been blessed by an Episcopal priest.
The company’s president hopes to market the salt through Christian bookstores.
God bless you, Brother Joe. God bless you. (h/t Jill)









This story is extra special because the guy has “God” in his last name. Does he think kosher salt turns you Jewish? “Damn it, I wasn’t circumcised before I ate that steak!”
I remember a time when the real news didn’t resemble the Onion quite so closely.
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