Fundies Say the Darndest Things (FSTDT) is a site devoted to collecting the most idiotic and/or batshit crazy musings of fundies from online forums, comment sections and even the occasional article. The FSTDT squad created this brilliant video featuring live reenactments of some of the most bizarre fundie comments regarding atheism and evolution that they’ve come across. When the guy makes the comment about deoxyribonucleic acid, I lost it in a fit of giggles. And then I wept for humanity.

Take it from me-being a Christian in the United States is tough.  Our faith is under attack at every turn- cashiers at Target saying “Happy Holidays,” our children going up to 8 hours at school without forced prayer, adults being able to decide who to marry, godless Muslim socialism in the White House.  And in just one of the many small insults, we’ve seen an explosion in the use of this Jewish “kosher salt,” pushing good old-fashioned regular salt, with heartland values, off the shelves.
But while the rest of us …

I worked in a retail pharmacy for three years- the sort that shares a store with cosmetics and photography departments and aisles of random objects that probably don’t belong under the same roof. One of the front end cashiers was a really sweet woman who was very, very Pentecostal. Which was her business and all until I witnessed her have a full on freak out one day because a customer’s total came to $6.66. She didn’t just remark upon it. She squealed and put the back of her palm to …