I’m absolutely convinced that somewhere amongst the large pile of Bush administration torture documents is a memo giving Jonah Goldberg legal cover for doing horrible, unspeakable things to basic logic. How else can one account for his misrepresentation and misappropriation of the legacy of Jack Kemp, which he accomplishes by putting said logic through contortions that would outdo a spasmodic python?

In a move that’d been rumored in recent weeks, Arlen Specter’s crossing the political aisle.