Larry Flynt (publisher of Hustler) and Joe Francis (CEO of Girls Gone Wild, general waste of oxygen) are planning to ask Congress for $5 billion bailout for the porn industry*. Which would be ludicrous enough if the story stopped there. But then Flynt and Francis admitted freely that their industry isn’t in any actual financial danger, saying that while “DVD sales are have slipped over the past year…[w]eb traffic has continued to grow.” 
How are they justifying requesting $5 million for an industry that’s doing fine financially? It’s to alleviate the suffering …